Thursday, September 16, 2010

MOUSE-BRAINED MUTANT MAY BE NEXT REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM DELAWARE!

Sarah Palin, Joe Miller, Sharron Angle, Rand Paul. If the teabaggers want to be taken as anything but a motley collection of idiots, they're going to have to stop supporting idiots for elective office. Christine O'Donnell's rant that scientists have created mutant mice with fully functioning human brains [I can't make up stuff this good, Goombateers] is just the latest case in point. The following is—I swear!—an actual quote:
"American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment."
Now if she'd say that scientists have made Teabaggers with functioning mice brains, it would explain everything.

Of course any fan of Animaniacs immediately thought of:

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